1. fogblogger:

    When those of you who seem so innocent like my naughty posts

    I see you

    Your secret is safe with me

    image

    (via girlwith1oneeye)

    1 year ago  /  98 notes  /  Source: fogblogger

  2. jacnoc:

    candymandie:

    ‘get back in the kitchen’

    sure

    be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

    I’ll go back in the kitchen

    but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

    And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

    (via girlwith1oneeye)

    1 year ago  /  171,126 notes  /  Source: mewtwo870

  3. I will never understand why being a maid is such a bad thing. Sure you have to clean other people’s toilets but you get paid more then you would working at a fast food place. While you have to say ‘would you like fries with that?’ I get to rock out to music. So….. suck it

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  4. pbjsandwitch:

    the-deadly-diet:

    countfrankula:

    depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

    this is the best way I’ve ever heard them described

    accurate

    Now I know why I am so messed up!

    (via wastedsnails)

    1 year ago  /  141,753 notes  /  Source: dy1anobrien

  5. photo

    photo

    1 year ago  /  463,168 notes  /  Source: just-a-skinny-boy

  6. me: i'm gonna make you mine

    me: *right click, save image as*

    1 year ago  /  475,703 notes  /  Source: kanyewesticle

  7. I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

    Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

    (via crashleys)

    1 year ago  /  380,175 notes  /  Source: askboxmemes

  8. Things I'm bad at: singing

    Things I do a lot: sing

    1 year ago  /  347,102 notes  /  Source: palacecunt

  9. Yay happy day. I’m slowly getting my best friend back and im so excited. I’ve missed talking to him.

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