When those of you who seem so innocent like my naughty posts
I see you
Your secret is safe with me
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
I will never understand why being a maid is such a bad thing. Sure you have to clean other people’s toilets but you get paid more then you would working at a fast food place. While you have to say ‘would you like fries with that?’ I get to rock out to music. So….. suck it
depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
this is the best way I’ve ever heard them described
Now I know why I am so messed up!
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
Yay happy day. I’m slowly getting my best friend back and im so excited. I’ve missed talking to him.